Department of King Crab

Nothing to see here as the "fiscally responsible" party is throating king crab and donuts on a 100K piano that you paid for.  So much winning! Crab! Flute! Steak! Ice cream! iPads!  Look away fellow slop consumers, the serpents you pay to ruin everything have to get dressed up for the sushi boat gala tonight.  Defense! Winning! Golden! Defense! Let them eat crab!  People out here borrowing money for groceries and you just bought a 100K piano for one dude's house